By Daniel R. Butler
From the hit syndicated tv convey come two hundred tales of fumbling felons, clumsy crooks, and ridiculous robbers—all the crimes are real, however the names were replaced to guard the silly!
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Mainly coyotes. From their new four-by-four Blazer, they would either run them down or shoot them, or both, leaving their mangled carcasses lying in the desert. Sometimes they even set traps for the unsuspecting creatures, ensuring themselves sufficient victims for a day of demented sport. Yes, the whole thing was sickening and deplorable. But there finally came a day when one small coyote managed to get in a little payback. Our two sickos had removed a coyote from their trap and taped two sticks of dynamite to its body.
Somehow, though, Ted didn’t seem like the nature type—or the jogging type, for that matter. The officers brought him in. Ted finally broke down and confessed to the robbery. Then he explained to the police that he had stripped down to streak away after the robbery because he thought his clothes would make him more identifiable. Ah, the ironic naked truth of the dumb criminal plan. 30 Love Thy Neighbor The weary, disheveled woman tossed and turned in her bed. It was two in the morning, and the trucks at the nearby warehouse were grinding their gears, braking loudly, and making that maddening “Beep!
According to Hatfield’s calculations, the man had frittered away most of his first installment, but not all. B. Officer Glen Biggs of the Knoxville (Tennessee) Police Department had a close encounter of the dumb criminal kind when he was booking a suspect on a narcotics violation. ” The two customers headed back to their pickup, oblivious to the uniformed officers and the two marked police cruisers in the driveway. 7 Drive Around, Please J. D. Roberts has a colorful past. He has served as a member of the army’s elite Delta Force and as a narcotics agent for the Drug Enforcement Agency.