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By Bruce Lansky

A hilarious anthology gains works via Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky, Judith Viorst, Jeffrey Moss, and others, and is choked with poems approximately pungent toes, burps, greasy-grimy-gopher-guts, and different favourite issues. journey.

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HICCUP . . to you! Happy . . HICCUP . . to you! Happy birthday, dear . . HICCUP! Happy . . HICCUP . . ” (“What an awful . . HICCUP . . ”) Kalli Dakos 44 Public Speaking Today’s the school speech contest. I feel a little sick. I hate to talk in front of crowds, but I’ve a little trick. I picture the whole audience is sitting right out there without a stitch of clothing on except their underwear. It’s easy then to read or talk when all the while I’m peeking. Just try it if you are like me and don’t like public speaking.

OH NO! ” HICCUP! HICCUP! “Happy . . HICCUP . . to you! Happy . . HICCUP . . to you! Happy birthday, dear . . HICCUP! Happy . . HICCUP . . ” (“What an awful . . HICCUP . . ”) Kalli Dakos 44 Public Speaking Today’s the school speech contest. I feel a little sick. I hate to talk in front of crowds, but I’ve a little trick. I picture the whole audience is sitting right out there without a stitch of clothing on except their underwear. It’s easy then to read or talk when all the while I’m peeking.

Bee, be, B, I’d rather climb a tree, than learn to spell the same old word, not just one way, but three! Sight, site, cite, I try with all my might. No matter which I finally choose, it’s not the one that’s right! There, their, they’re, enough to make you swear. Too many ways to write one sound, I just don’t think it’s fair! To, two, too, so what’s a kid to do? I think I’ll go to live on Mars, and leave this mess with ewe! ) Shirlee Curlee Bingham 39 Difficult Math Test Whoopie! A test! Whoopie!

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